Stray Dog Sandwich:
...$0.99 a sandwich.
Mm-Mm man's best friend never tasted so good!
Ingredients:
1-dead dog (any size)
2 slices of cheese
1/4 pound of dog hair
lettuce, pickles, onions
2 slices of bread
Equipment:
a sharp knife
a big frying pan
a bag to hold the hair
a big spatula
several plates
Recipe:
Tell us the steps to follow to make a
scrumptious
stray dog sandwich.